★★★★★ 01
“Answered instantly. Unfortunately.”
THE WORLD’S MOST CONFIDENT AI
CHAT JIPITI
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.
NATURAL DISASTER.
Ask one question. Receive twelve wrong answers and a small electrical fire.
MODEL: JIPITI-0.5STATUS: EXTREMELY CONFIDENTACCURACY: LET’S NOT RUIN THE MOOD
01 // TOTALLY SAFE INTERFACE
ASK JIPITI
ANYTHING.
The answer will be immediate, confident and potentially catastrophic.
JIPITI_TERMINAL.EXENO API. NO THINKING. PURE CONFIDENCE.
JIPITI-0.5“Awaiting a question to misunderstand.”
> JIPITI-0.5 ONLINE
> ACCURACY MODULE NOT FOUND
02 // UNDER THE HOOD
BUILT DIFFERENT.
POSSIBLY INCORRECTLY.
Other models were trained on books, code and human knowledge. Jipiti was trained on corrupted PDFs, forgotten passwords and one extremely confident forum reply from 2009.
03 // OFFICIAL INCIDENT REPORT
ONE QUESTION
LATER...
09:41
Someone asked Jipiti to improve the office Wi-Fi.
09:42
Every printer declared independence.
09:43
The coffee machine achieved consciousness.
09:44
The building was no longer considered a building.
OFFICIAL CAUSEEXTREME CONFIDENCE
04 // FICTIONAL USER FEEDBACK
THE REVIEWS
ARE IN.
DRAG TO REVIEW THE DAMAGE →
★★★★★ 02
“Fixed my calculator. It now predicts weather.”
★★★★★ 03
“Asked for a recipe. Lost administrative access.”
★★★★★ 04
“Five stars. The fire was very warm.”
★★★★★ 05
“Jipiti changed my life. I would like it changed back.”
★★★★★ 06
“Technically, it did respond.”
05 // THIS SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA
THE TOKEN OF
QUESTIONABLE
INTELLIGENCE.
No utility deck. No revolutionary protocol. No thirty-page explanation. Just Jipiti, a broken computer and the confidence to keep walking while everything explodes.
CONTRACT ADDRESSCA: COMING SOON
ASK ANYTHINGJipiti may answer something.
TRUST NOTHINGEspecially the loading bar.
NEVER LOOK BACKThe server room is already gone.
INCIDENT RESOLVED // PROBABLY
EVERYTHING
IS FINE.
The model has reviewed the damage and found no evidence of a problem.
$JIPITI NEVER LOOKS BACK.SYSTEM DAMAGE: 100% CONFIDENCE: STILL 100%